Lose the weight, keep the muscle
and build the habits for a lifetime of health
without giving up your social life or feeling like you're "on a diet."
Let’s be honest: The gay community has a body standard that feels impossible to reach.
We’ve all been there. You spend all week "being good" only for a weekend of brunch, drinks, or a circuit party to wipe out your progress. Or maybe you’ve spent years in the gym, but you’re still "skinny-fat"—hiding under oversized T-shirts because you don’t have the definition you want.
Most fitness programs are built for straight guys who don't understand our lifestyle. They tell you to stop drinking, stop socializing, and live on chicken and broccoli.
That’s why you fail. Because that’s not how you live.
We’ve all been there. You join a gym in January, eat nothing but chicken and broccoli for two weeks, and then... life happens. A birthday dinner, a stressful week at work, or a weekend away. Suddenly the "diet" is out the window and the gym forgotten.
In our community, the pressure to look a certain way is intense. But the "quick fixes" marketed to us don't work because they don't fix the root cause: your habits.
BODY: Slim is different.
We don’t do "crash and burn." We do "stack and win."
BODY: Slim is not just a weight loss plan. It is a high-performance coaching container designed to bridge the gap between the body you want and the life you actually live.
We focus on the "Union Trifecta":
Metabolic Priming: No crash diets. We fix your metabolism so you burn fat while eating enough to fuel your workouts.
Aesthetic Hypertrophy: We don’t just "lose weight." We sculpt the "V-taper" shoulders and chest that build a masculine, confident silhouette.
Social Integration: We teach you the "Gay Social Survival Guide"—how to navigate dinners, travel, and nights out without losing your abs.
This 'anti diet' nutrition programme is designed to optimise health and incinerate fat. You’ll discover how to eat well, exercise better and be healthier.
This fully supported and comprehensive 16-week programme is designed to give your body a real overhaul and a 'metabolic tune-up' and re-balancing hormones.
A scientifically rigorous, health optimised fat loss programme that gives you the support, the understanding and the know how to make a lifelong change for good.
This is for you if:
✔️ You’re tired of feeling self-conscious when the shirt comes off at the pool or the club.
✔️ You’ve tried every app and "faddy" diet but can’t make the results stick.
✔️ You want a physique that reflects the hard work you put in at the gym.
✔️ You’re ready to move from "average" to "elite."
✔️ You're committed to change & prepared to put the work in.
✔️ You're ready to take control of your eating and invest time in your health & fitness
✔️ You're not expecting miracles - just solid results that last.
The 16-Week BODY: Slim Roadmap: Three distinct phases build and support you to achieve your goals and to ensure you never plateau.
Nutrition and Lifestyle Guides: How to navigate Soho, the village, or a weekend in Ibiza without "ruining" your progress. I'll teach you how to make good food choices for your goals.
Easy Nutritional Recipes: Simple but delicious nutritious recipes that follow the principles of the programme making it easy for you to hit your goals.
Flexible Multi-Level Workouts: Home and Gym-based plans designed to tone and sculpt. You can workout no matter where you are.
16-Part Masterclass Video Series: Expert coaching on nutriton, sleep, stress and exercise. My role is to educate you and give you the skills you need.
The Action Checklists for Transformation: Our unique checklist system that lets you fit the programme around your life, not the other way around.
Direct Messaging Support: Speak to me directly with the in-app messaging system.
Full Feature App: The UNION Fitness App contains all the tools (including a food tracker and calorie counter), resources and workouts you'll need for the programme.
Video Exercise Demonstrations: Each exercise is thoroughly explained in the workout and accompanied by a video demo along with the ability to record and compare your performance.
Health Symptoms Health Check: A comprehensive self-assessment tool to monitor your health progress beyond fat loss.
Food List, Shopping List and Meal Prep Guide: Transform your kitchen skills and preparation with resources to help you build a nutritious pantry and serve meals that meet your goals.
Weekly Check In and Review: Log your progress in the app and report in each week to have your performance reviewed and receive personalised feedback when appropriate.
Exclusive Community Access: Join a brotherhood of like-minded men on the same journey. No judgment. Just support.
Self-Confidence: Walking into a room (or a club, or a meeting) with your head held high.
The Mirror Test: Finally seeing the definition and shape you’ve been working for.
Self-Love: Moving away from shame and toward a body you’re proud to take care of.
A "Manual" for Life: You’ll never need to buy another weight loss programme again. You’ll have the skills for life.
Lose weight at a safe rate
No more Yo-Yo dieting
Results that you can sustain
Plan adapts to your rate of progress
Feel great and look great each week
See your progress in the mirror
Understand what the scales tell you
Track your weight, body shape & health
The programme uses the only principle that has repeatedly been proven to work to reduce fat – eating less energy than your body uses up. Through a phased approach, you will create an “energy deficit” by reducing the amount of energy you consume while increasing the amount you use. This is achieved through calorie aware eating and the high intensity fitness training. We also use Intermittent Fasting in Phase 2 and 3 to accelerate your weight loss.
BODY: Slim teaches you to eat a wide range of minimally processed whole foods drawn from as natural sources as possible. This ensures you get a good amount of the nutrients and phytonutrients you need for good health.
Currently, the included recipes do have some plant based recipes, but mainly they are based around a omiviore diet. If you require plant based recipes, these will be coming in a future update. Please email me for details.
Each week you will be given your Action Checklist for Transformation which will help you keep on track with the programme and encourage you to implement the strategies introduced each week.
I'll also be asking you to complete a weekly online check in, which I will personally review and if I feel you need extra support or a push, I'll be in touch! Also I am only a message away if you need some extra help or assistance. All included in the price.
You will exercise three times a week ideally for around 45 mins. You will have access to suggested home and gym workouts and these can be complemented with or replaced by other activities that you like to do e.g. swimming, running, cycling. The workouts in the App come with video guidance and notes so you know that you're doing it right!
Absolutely. While BodySlim is specifically engineered to address the lifestyle nuances and aesthetic goals common within the gay community, the science of fat loss and muscle growth is universal. Any man, regardless of orientation, is welcome to join and will see incredible results.
We simply ask that all members remain mindful and respectful of the specific community and safe space we’ve cultivated here.
Note to Trans Men: This program is 100% inclusive of trans men. If you are looking for a coaching environment that is supportive, body-positive, and focused on masculine physique goals, you’re in the right place.
I believe in being upfront: The full 16-week BODY: Slim programme is a single investment of £425.
When you break that down, it’s just about £3.80 a day. That’s less than the price of a coffee or a supermarket meal deal. For the cost of your morning latte, you’re getting a professional roadmap, daily accountability and the habits you need to transform your body for good. It’s not just a fee; it’s an investment in the man you’re about to become.
I get it. £375 is an investment. But let’s look at the alternative:
How much have you spent on gym memberships you didn't use?
How much is spent on weekend takeaways and "quick fix" supplements that didn't work?
What is the cost of staying exactly where you are for another year?
For the price of a weekly night out, you are buying the blueprint to your future self. This isn't a 16-week "challenge" - it’s an education that ensures you never have to spend another penny on weight loss ever again.
One payment. 16 weeks. A lifetime of confidence. Backed by a Money Back Guarantee.
The next 16 weeks are going to pass anyway. You can either be in the same place you are now, or you can be the man everyone notices when he walks into the room. Which is it to be?
14 Day Money Back Guarantee - If you feel this programme isn't right for you after fourteen days, I'll give you your money back - no questions asked.